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Candy

20 Crazy Chat Up Lines

1. Hi, I'm doing a survey... What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
2. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
3. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
4. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!
5. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
6. I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?
7. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
8. I lost my phone number - can I borrow yours?
9. Jumping Polar Bear! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
10. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
11. There is something wrong with my mobile. It doesn't have your number in it.
12. Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!
13. I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!
14. Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
15. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
16. You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book... So what's one more?
17. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
18. Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
19. I've got my beady eye trained on you.
20. Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them...


I can do better, call me... 

Love Candy xx 

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